"Let's be that person for each other."
"You’re in the corner stuffing yourself with refried panic."
"Today you will address the astonishing frailty of your commitment."
"That voice! Leisurely, sidelong, signalling every valve in your body to constrict."
"Greatness, you must realize, does not mean chia seeds."
"You can’t help staring enviously across the room, can you?"
"Worry is what prompts you to stock the fridge with more than just cheese and beer. Worry is useful."
"Now you’re slowly getting drunk in a foul roadside bar!"